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After 12 years of writing and performing in the City of Chicago, Chad figures its time to get a Pulitzer Prize for Journalism but has no idea how to Journalist, so he calls his bud the AMAZING Amy Güth to jump in and show him how it’s done. Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s Get your Amy Guth TODAY! The…
 
National news has got us crushed, bushed and angry. So here’s a little hometown hero story from a small town you might’a heard of called “Chicago”… And if you loves you some free press and taco recos, please support the Chicago Reader! Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 4/30/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing sin…
 
Hey, you hear the news? Of course you did, how could you not? It’s comin out of everything: Your TV, your desktop and your pants. Networks rising and falling, apps comin and goin: There’s no way to escape it, it’s in your house right now! TURN AROUND! Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete 4/23/22 and at Space Time Sounds 4/18…
 
Gilbert Gottfried has left the planet and I was asked to say something in his honor cuz that's all they could afford. Recorded LIVE 4/16/22 at the Green Mill Lounge Chicago Pins! Pins! GETCHER NEW MERCH HERE! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s The Patreon is LIVE and we need money. Follow along for more…
 
Whether it freaks you out or gets you off: Space is a helluva place and math is really hard so please watch responsibly cuz mistakes were made (and corrected at my YouTube Page so get in here and up your GAME!) Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 4/9/22 Featuring "The Galaxy Song" written by Eric Idle and John Du Prez (1983) Performed by Chad th…
 
I have reached many breaking points but perhaps this is the most alarming as it came from a story from early in the month, delayed, almost forgotten. Either way: I got bombed on Daisy Cutters and long nights listening to Echo and the Bunnymen. It’s all too much. Recorded LIVE for The Paper Machete 4/2/22 Pins! Pins! GETCHER NEW MERCH HERE! Brought …
 
On March 14th 2022 Dolly Parton rejected her nomination to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, rolling the very foundation of rock! We of course, respect the queen's decision, twas a most resplendent defiance and we are all not worthy (righteous air guitar riff). Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill for The Paper Machete 03/19/22 Pins! Pins! GETCHER NEW MER…
 
Podcasts… they’re out there… unruly… criming up the streets … the Internet needs a hero… I am Vengeance. I am the Night. I am the Birdcast. Beware: Spoilers ahead. Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill for The Paper Machete 03/12/22 Pins! Pins! GETCHER NEW MERCH HERE! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s The Pa…
 
On March 1st, 2022: The world gasped in horror as the Wheel of Fortune came off it’s tracks, rolled into the audience and exploded, burning the studio down to the ground leaving only Pat Sajak and Vanna White to survive… is what you figured happened the way the internet lost its vowels about that episode. It is hilarious though. Recorded LIVE at th…
 
It’s time for some sweet Science so plug this into your ear holes! We talk about ONE Condoms and two Black Holes and three shots later we’re still hyped about Science! Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 26th 2022 If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my PayPal right HERE! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälor…
 
This one’s a week late, sorry about that, not like there’s nothin goin on or anything these days (shrugs/drinks)… Legend and Original Supermodel Linda Evangelista came forward to PEOPLE magazine about her horrible surgery disaster and it’s tough to hear, tough to talk about but we gotta cuz she’s a wonder and deserves to be heard and honored JUST L…
 
Chad goes all in on Crypto and tells the tale of the Bitcoin Bandits Heather Morgan and Ilya “Dutch” Lichtenstein. What is Crypto? Well.. if you have to ask… Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 12th 2022 If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my PayPal right HERE! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding …
 
America gives great headline and for the 270th Birdcast, Chad brings up some thoughts (and a new Netflix series pitch) about the 40+ person brawl at a Golden Corral in Bensalem, PA that went down January 28th. Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 5th 2022 If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my PayPal righ…
 
It was a wild week in the comment section on TikTok after Chad went into it about Neil Young and Joe Rogan. So Chad has his good pal (and Resident Thinky Person on the Birdcast) Dr. Devon Price PhD to help him deal with it cuz he’s tiny, man, he’s got anxiety. Get Dr. Price’s book LAZINESS DOES NOT EXIST cuz it’s good mind snacks! If you have it, p…
 
Here’s the one that broke the Chaddosphere: Neil Young pulled out of Spotify in protest of them not pulling some Joe Rogan Experience episodes and Chad brought the facts and a lil opinion to the table and the Brosphere got the TikTok sillies. So here’s the full case presented as it was, no edits, LIVE in front of people’s faces. If you have it, ple…
 
It’s a tricky thing, memorializing your heroes, so Chad did what he could on a complicated guy named Meatloaf. Which is not a complicated meat. If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my PayPal right HERE! Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete January 22nd 2022 Brought to you by Jeppson’s …
 
And just like that we’re back … again! First live show of 2022 snuck up on Chad and so he was late. Not that it mattered cuz he didn’t wanna do anything anyway. Luckily nothing happened that week except the Golden Globes. And even they didn’t happen so really: It all worked out. If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my P…
 
Still in the New LockDown, let’s pull some classic vinyl Chad from the Vault! Recently, a meme concerning the oldest false eye in the world has been circulating the internet and it seemed appropriate to spin an oldie from the Day in response: Back in 2017, the University of Pennsylvania wanted to unearth the body of HH Holmes cuz Conspiracy Theorie…
 
It’s 2022 and we’re in another lockdown thanks to the Omicron variant of the COVID19 experience not too mention it’s 4 degrees in Chicago so Chad’s stuck inside. No shows, no jobs, no nothin but nothin and nothin to do, Chad goes to the Vault to rummage around for some memories and stumbles upon an old chestnut from 2017 all about Time! So put some…
 
In his final Birdcast of 2021, Chad was tasked with reviewing the new “West Side Story” and figuring out why it was a box office bomb. WARNING: Contains feelings. Happy New Year, everyone! See you in the future! Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete December 18th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in S…
 
It’s that time of the year again! The time for cookies and cozies, cool nog and hot meats, pepperminty smells and snuggles… and that most sacred of December traditions: Watching the Star Wars Holiday Special. Chad and Jennifer Betancourt are back, they’ve watched it for the fifth time and they are not sober. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Please rate and review. …
 
In the wake of the glut of online trolltastic Spiderman reacts, put Chad’s recent live review of the latest season of SEX AND THE CITY into your ears and plug out the spoilers! Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete December 11th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s a…
 
Ho ho ho noooo: Santa is not coming to several towns this year and the reason is super dark, so listen responsibly and then start your training. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete December 4th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s and Hero Power: Do you part to hel…
 
It’s Thanksgiving 2021 and Mike Tyson is dropping toad venom … how are YOU doing? Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete November 20th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s and Hero Power: Do you part to help keep the place clean by signing up today! Tell ‘em Chad the …
 
Ted Cruz came for Big Bird cuz he got vaccinated whilst I, also a bird, got my booster. Is this irony? Is it just coincidence? Is there a bigger plan here? You do the math, I’m tired. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete November 13th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1…
 
It’s Halloween Eve and Mark Zuckerberg is deep in his lab bringing a new monster to life! But will it mash? Only time will tell…. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete October 30th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s and Hero Power: Do you part to help keep the plac…
 
It’s the time of the FEAR and we’re wasting none of it. Chad sits down for a long-awaited bone-rattling, fat-chewing gory good time with Death and Body Works creator David Bennett so put this in your pumpkin bucket and SKELEbrate the SCREAMson in style! Get yourself some spooky handmade cosmetics for the ghoul in your life at Death and Body Works R…
 
We will all remember where we were Monday, October 4th when Facebook, What’s App and Instagram disappeared from existence for 6 hours. It will be hard but Chad brings us back there to find answers and maybe… a little closure. Be brave. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete October 9th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson…
 
The news is necessary but it’s too rich, too big and too much so you gotta get it responsibly. Or just get someone else to do the work for you and make it into snackable bits. Chad Wonkas the latest on Corey Lewandowski into a tasty treat just for you! You’re welcome! Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete October 2…
 
In the great annals of history, whence we look back, we will all remember where we were when the Bruhpocalypse began. When the first shot was fired by Joe Rogan on his podcast and the retaliation was swift and bloody… by Howard Stern on his podcast. Never forget. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete September 25th…
 
A eulogy is a tough thing that no one wants to do but sometimes you have to do. Like eating cucumbers: Sure, you clearly said “no cucumbers” but they put ‘em on there anyway and you don’t wanna make a thing cuz everybody’s doin what they can here and picking them off is just ridiculous to watch and to do and it’s a really nice place, famous for the…
 
It’s my 260th episode and it’s a SCANDAL! Youngest Spanish Bishop resigns after falling in love with Satanic-tinged erotic fiction writer …is what the headline reads but there’s a better way to say it. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete September 11th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Dis…
 
Do YOU wanna live in a reality where legendary Frank Oz did an interview for The Guardian where he announced that he’d love to get back with the Muppets but Disney doesn’t want him? Well ya do. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete September 4th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing s…
 
So DONDA is finally here but it like literally dropped two days ago so this may seem a lil dated now but that’s the internet baybeee! Here’s a little refresher on what was up earlier this week, not that it really matters. What really matters is Kanye West. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete August 27th 2021 Brou…
 
You hungry for some Science?! Good cuz that’s what’s on the menu today! Turns out there’s a lot more to know about something we’ve known about for a long time so open your head mouth wide and enjoy! It’s good for you! Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete August 21st 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding …
 
Chad may have gotten a lil too into his assignment this week, learning that Mike Pompeo can just lose a bottle of $5K whiskey so please listen (and drink) responsibly. Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete August 7th 2021 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s and Hero Powe…
 
385K+ people gathered in Grant Park this weekend for the 30th anniversary of Lollapalooza just in time to welcome the Delta variant of the COVID19 virus. But that’s not what your cousin is concerned about: It’s that damn CDC and their freedom killin’ Mask Mandate. Fortunately, Chad did the research so you don’t have to and you can feel free to post…
 
It’s summer, it’s hot… and apparently so is the new Morgan Neville documentary Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain. And like the weather: It’s too hot for comfort. So Chad goes inside to cool off and take a knee with the team about it. Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete. Back it at, babee! Brought to you b…
 
This episode is totally not about robots. It’s not about Russia, it’s not about Grub-Hub and it’s not even remotely about remote-controlled food delivery Roombas at all. We love robots! They’re the best! So there’s nothing happening here. Nope, nothin here, nothing to hear! Move along… move. along. Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge in Chicago …
 
It’s the 4th of July again and since we didn’t get to do it last year, we’re gonna do it up twice as much this year… So Chad’s a lil hungover today, take it easy, keep it down. We talk America’s Birthday, mixed feelings and get into it about Sha’Carri Richardson. Opinions welcome but like, at a dull roar please. Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: …
 
We’re back, America! Chicago is open and in the 5th stage so that means: we’re doin it LIVE again! And Chad chose to dive in like a damn champ with a THREE SHOW NIGHT! First up: The old perch at the Paper Machete where he talks SEXY BEASTS and then take the walk down to the Newport Theater for Eva Le Feva and Bazuka Joe’s Cabaret aand two Chadsclus…
 
Do we really want to live in a world where the Caped Crusader can’t give head to the Catwoman? Chad gets his old pals Jennifer Betancourt and THE Clark Bender back in the room, no Zoom, live in the face after a year and four months to talk about it, that’s how important it is. And it’s what heroes do. Subscribe to our Clark Bender on BOARD GAME TIM…
 
One year and 3 months through the LockDown Life and things are opening again. More specifically, THE PAPER MACHETE is coming back LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in a week and Chad has to take a moment, so he busts out his old screenplay all about THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WIND: The final film of Orson Welles. Featuring “The Other Side of the Welles” rec…
 
Chad calls a meeting to talk what’s trending in 2021 and then Dr. Devon Price is back AND IN THE STUDIO so they can talk the trendy world of Jeremy Fragrance. Buy LAZINESS DOES NOT EXIST it’s good for you and then follow Dr. Devon here here and here! Discover the sweet scent of chaotic neutral that is Jeremy Fragrance! The Patreon is LIVE and we ne…
 
The 17-Year Cicadas have emerged and Chad, for one, welcomes our new insect overlords! But what is a Cicada? Well, take a minute and learn all about Brood X and why they’re really good at math. And then the great Whitney Chitwood returns! It’s been a year and a month since the WHITPOCALYPSE and she’s out of the LockDown and back to talk bugs so str…
 
It’s a new day, a new format, a new Birdcast episode and waking up in 2021 is still really weird. But it can always be worse, just look at the NY Yankees: 8 of them have tested positive for COVID19 even though they were all vaccinated and two weeks out. Should we panic? I think you already know the answer but here’s why. I did the research so you d…
 
It’s a new day! A new MAY! And Chad is still reeling from dropping his new show this week (Give him money, and he’ll make another one) but not only did the new show get off the ground…. another adventure was launching … INTO SPACE! “Returnal” the latest title from Housemarque and Sony, released only for the PS5 has hit the cybersphere so Chad figur…
 
Chad zooms with former WGN and WBEZ host, AXIOS producer, Lord of chicago4real and Chitown hype man: THE Justin Kaufmann. They get Chi-down on the local life, the food, the deals and the general vibe of being from here, as they design a new Chicago pavilion for the EPCOT World Showcase. The Patreon is LIVE and we need money. Come be a part of my fi…
 
It’s been zooming budz the last year and change in the LockDown and so in a stunning twist: Chad zooms someone he’s never met! Comedian, rapper, poet Evelyn Troutman plays an old-school-recess-times game of MASH and they learn each others future… so you know, spoiler alert. Follow RAP TRANSIT on Insta cuz it’ll make you cooler. The Patreon is LIVE …
 
Snuggle in as Chad zooms the dreamy, bluesy, piano poet and long-time bud Mike Maimone of MUTTS and the creator and star of isolation:001:the movie and they plan the craziest carnival ever cuz it’s catered to YOU! GIVE MIKE MONEY at his PayPal and Venmo at @Mikem60 And then check out the INCREDIBLE isolation:001:themovie. You’re welcome. The Patreo…
 
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