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So here’s a bonus ep cuz it’s that time of the year! Happy Giftmas! I got to ask the great Isi the Scribe what the hell I am and also what he is and we got into it! Species on species, the summit of the year so you’re welcome, Humans, find someone else to eat! Follow Isi on all things cuz he kinda does a lot! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: The…
 
In which: I was asked to give a toast to the 8 billionth person born and I took an edible cuz crowds give me anxiety. Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Cocktail Lounge 11/19/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Malört: The Official Birthday Shot of All 8 Billion People Come see me at the Chicago Reader UNGala Nov 30th 7pm Come find me in all your …
 
Ok so, just got back, I’m a little groggy, still a little foggy from the open bar but here’s my coverage of the event of November! Much love to the Hunter/Bojanowski fam! For reference: https://www.today.com/food/people/aldi-super-fans-get-married-grocery-store-rcna56767 Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Cocktail Lounge in Chicago on 11/12/2…
 
Ok so… Elections happened, adventures and journeys and such so yeah: I’m droppin this warning on a Monday cuz there’s been a lot goin on, didn’t wanna overload your anxiety. The holidays are nigh! And ye are not ready… Recorded LIVE at the Historic Green Mill Cocktail Lounge in Chicago 11/05/22 Go see WRITE CLUB on Tuesday November 15th 7:30pm in C…
 
So ok… I was assigned the death of Jerry Lee “The Killer” Lewis and his questionable past. So I did what I could. Never meet your heroes, I guess, cuz they’re humans. VOTE IN THE MIDTERMS! Homework: https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2022-10-28/jerry-lee-lewis-myra-gale-brown-third-wife-book Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Cockt…
 
So ok… a while back I interviewed Will McFadden (#Storytime on iHeart Radio) all about podcasting and thrills and chills and tea spills of it all. It was designed to be a companion cast to the ep I did about Meghan Markle’s new podcast (09/02/22 What the Why, Tho? ) so like, listen to that and then this one if you’re a completionist like me. If not…
 
For my first ever LIVE Birdcast, I got the impeccable Lucy Ba’al to join me in summoning the the legendary Dr. AC (Horror 101, Hidden Horror) to talk Top Ten Halloween Horror movies for this year’s Screamson! It’s the ghost wonderful time of the year, indeed! Sorry about the sound quality, that’s streamcasting baybee! PLEASE DONATE TO WRRAP HERE: h…
 
So ok… President Joe Biden signed the “Proclamation on Granting Pardon for the Offense of Simple Possession of Marijuana” which grants over 6,000 pardons for simple marijuana possession (and yeah, that’s a thing, even if it isn’t so simple, so chill out in the comments unless you’ve googled 21 U.S.C. 844). Anyway, I celebrated accordingly. Homework…
 
So ok… I was asked to do a eulogy for Fred Franzia and I may have gone HAM cuz this guy’s life was wild! Seriously, google it. Homework: https://www.winemag.com/2022/09/16/the-complicated-legacy-of-fred-franzia/ Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge 10/01/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1…
 
In which… I get ripped and talk about how much I wanna go to space. So you know, it’s not just a clever title. Homework: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/inside-hilton-space-station-luxury-28054951 Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge 09/24/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s The…
 
So my voice got a little sexy cuz I was at Riot Fest courtesy of the great Logan Arcade so like just enjoy that. September 17th was National Batman Day and I wrote an essay about Batman. Like THE Batman. Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge 09/17/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s Th…
 
Hey you found a Chad Bite! It’s snacky, it’s crunchy and it’s from the bottom of the bag which is where we all know the best most crunchy, snacky pieces are so munch away! This one’s from 9/10/22 and it’s about things with too many legs. Yay! Wait… don’t eat those… Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge 09/10/22 Brought to you by Jep…
 
So umm…. no you’re not crazy; There WAS a part 1 to this saga but it was erased by the Internet and/or is still totally out there floating in the cyberwebs, plotting its revenge. Speaking of floating: Me and comedian Jer D. got back together to try again at this, cracked more cold ones talked about his salmon fishing days. That’s dedication. Find t…
 
NetDragon Websoft, a Chinese gaming company, just "hired" the world's first VR Robot CEO and I have thoughts. Just a couple. Mostly here to hype up the science. Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge 09/03/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s The Patreon is LIVE and we need money. Featur…
 
Umm ok… so I was asked to review Meghan Markle’s new Spotify podcast Archetypes and whilst doing so, managed to get the entire audience on my podcast. Is it Irony? Probably not, who has that kinda money… For reference: https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2022-08-26/meghan-markle-archetypes-podcast-joe-rogan-spotify Come see me at The M…
 
So ummm… hey… Japan is holding a competition starting Sept 9th (that’s also a correction for the episode… you’ll hear it) and ending November 10th for ideas on how to encourage more drinking. I think I maybe misunderstood the assignment… For reference: https://www.news24.com/w24/selfcare/wellness/news/japans-new-campaign-encourages-young-people-to-…
 
According to Science: It's too hot in August of 2022 and speaking on behalf of the rest of the Animal Kingdom: Chad’s got some things to say about it. Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 08/20/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s The Patreon is LIVE and we need money. Featuring “Promises” by the Bar…
 
Chad interviews the first human he ever followed on TikTok: The epic Teddy Gales and they get into it about the Internet, trolls and then forget how many sours they had. Just another day… in Chicago. Recorded LIVE at the Kite String Cantina (1851 W Addison St, Chicago, IL 60613) go for the sours, stay for the taquitos! Brought to you by Jeppson’s M…
 
It is with deepest regrets that we inform you of the passing of a beloved hero. Please join us for a brief service followed by a reception with snacks in honor and then we’re goin to the bar across the street for Happy Hour and more snacks. The bereaved will be available during normal mourning hours and then a lil bit later for drinks and tapas. Re…
 
In a world where things are crazy... In a city where traffic is nuts on a Monday... In a time when we don't need any more madness... Something is coming to Chicago ... and we're gonna need a bigger boat... Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 07/23/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s The Patreon is …
 
WARNING: Chicago Content - With two Chicago wards losing long-serving aldermen, Chad takes to the Northside to claim some territory! For reference: https://chicago.suntimes.com/city-hall/2022/7/15/23220593/harry-osterman-not-running-reelection-chicago-city-council-48th-ward-lightfoot Recorded LIVE at Chicago’s Historic Green Mill Lounge 07/19/22 Br…
 
In the wake of the SCOTUS decision to overturn Roe V Wade, Chad has on bioethicist, lawyer, associate professor at Northwestern University, reproductive ethics specialist and author of “Scarlet A: The Ethics, Law and Politics of Ordinary Abortion”: the great Katie Watson to share some intellectual tapas. Here are some resources for you, they’re not…
 
Money? Who's got THAT kinda money? Good thing we got each other or we'd be rich... Recorded LIVE at The Historic Green Mill Lounge in Chicago on 7/9/22 For reference: https://www.vox.com/recode/23207361/elon-musk-twitter-narrative-billionaire Follow along for more Chadventures: https://linktr.ee/ChadtheBird Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aidin…
 
Yaar! Avast ye, America, twas yer birthday weekend and all was not well on the high seas! Or anywhere really… but we be focusin on the seas! Recorded LIVE at The Historic Green Mill Lounge in Chicago on 7/2/22 For reference: https://insidethemagic.net/2022/07/carnival-cruise-brawl-threesome-accusations-kc1/ Follow along for more Chadventures: https…
 
THE Ohio State University has successfully trademarked the word THE, so words are expensive now. Luckily, Chad’s got some in the back but he’s gotta sell it without using the word once otherwise he’s gonna have to pay… For reference: https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/23/us/ohio-state-university-trademarks-the/index.html Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lo…
 
Google AI's new squeeze LaMDA made an engineer fall in love but it was not meant to last... so I wrote a poem about it. For a follow-up, check this out: https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/06/google-lamda-chatbot-sentient-ai/661322/ Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 6/18/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distan…
 
The winds of change sure are blowin' and that's not just a lot of hot air! Now is the time to clear the room and listen to the straight poop, not just opinions. Chad takes a dive into the New Zealand Fart Tax and then Classical WFMT’s own and actual New Zealander Robbie Ellis joins in to explain things. Find Robbie Ellis for ALL your Robbie Ellis n…
 
Chad and infamous British comedian/impressionist/pitch-man/gadabout and all-around nice guy Terry Mynott talk about politics, movies, bits and bobs just for you to give you something to do today. You’re welcome! Find all the Terry Mynott you crave here: https://www.celebvm.com/p/terrymynott and here: https://www.cameo.com/terrymynott and here: http…
 
Two great tastes that taste like 2022. If you or anyone you know is currently eating JIF peanut butter, check this link: https://www.cnet.com/health/nutrition/jif-peanut-butter-recall-learn-which-snacks-are-included-and-how-to-get-a-replacement/ Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 5/28/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Dist…
 
DeepMind's new GATO technology is getting close to achieving "human-level" intelligence so... I think we gotta break-up, Humans. Read up here for more: https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/05/23/1052627/deepmind-gato-ai-model-hype/ Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 5/21/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since …
 
Weed's legal in Chicago and so is complaining! I had some grievances so I let them out and the room caught my second hand outrage. Crime-y Cities List for Reference: https://www.forbes.com/sites/laurabegleybloom/2022/02/23/crime-in-america-study-reveals-the-10-most-dangerous-cities-its-not-where-you-think/ Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 5/1…
 
After 12 years of writing and performing in the City of Chicago, Chad figures its time to get a Pulitzer Prize for Journalism but has no idea how to Journalist, so he calls his bud the AMAZING Amy Güth to jump in and show him how it’s done. Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s Get your Amy Guth TODAY! The…
 
National news has got us crushed, bushed and angry. So here’s a little hometown hero story from a small town you might’a heard of called “Chicago”… And if you loves you some free press and taco recos, please support the Chicago Reader! Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 4/30/22 Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing sin…
 
Hey, you hear the news? Of course you did, how could you not? It’s comin out of everything: Your TV, your desktop and your pants. Networks rising and falling, apps comin and goin: There’s no way to escape it, it’s in your house right now! TURN AROUND! Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge for The Paper Machete 4/23/22 and at Space Time Sounds 4/18…
 
Gilbert Gottfried has left the planet and I was asked to say something in his honor cuz that's all they could afford. Recorded LIVE 4/16/22 at the Green Mill Lounge Chicago Pins! Pins! GETCHER NEW MERCH HERE! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s The Patreon is LIVE and we need money. Follow along for more…
 
Whether it freaks you out or gets you off: Space is a helluva place and math is really hard so please watch responsibly cuz mistakes were made (and corrected at my YouTube Page so get in here and up your GAME!) Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge 4/9/22 Featuring "The Galaxy Song" written by Eric Idle and John Du Prez (1983) Performed by Chad th…
 
I have reached many breaking points but perhaps this is the most alarming as it came from a story from early in the month, delayed, almost forgotten. Either way: I got bombed on Daisy Cutters and long nights listening to Echo and the Bunnymen. It’s all too much. Recorded LIVE for The Paper Machete 4/2/22 Pins! Pins! GETCHER NEW MERCH HERE! Brought …
 
On March 14th 2022 Dolly Parton rejected her nomination to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, rolling the very foundation of rock! We of course, respect the queen's decision, twas a most resplendent defiance and we are all not worthy (righteous air guitar riff). Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill for The Paper Machete 03/19/22 Pins! Pins! GETCHER NEW MER…
 
Podcasts… they’re out there… unruly… criming up the streets … the Internet needs a hero… I am Vengeance. I am the Night. I am the Birdcast. Beware: Spoilers ahead. Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill for The Paper Machete 03/12/22 Pins! Pins! GETCHER NEW MERCH HERE! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding in Social Distancing since the 1930’s The Pa…
 
On March 1st, 2022: The world gasped in horror as the Wheel of Fortune came off it’s tracks, rolled into the audience and exploded, burning the studio down to the ground leaving only Pat Sajak and Vanna White to survive… is what you figured happened the way the internet lost its vowels about that episode. It is hilarious though. Recorded LIVE at th…
 
It’s time for some sweet Science so plug this into your ear holes! We talk about ONE Condoms and two Black Holes and three shots later we’re still hyped about Science! Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 26th 2022 If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my PayPal right HERE! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälor…
 
This one’s a week late, sorry about that, not like there’s nothin goin on or anything these days (shrugs/drinks)… Legend and Original Supermodel Linda Evangelista came forward to PEOPLE magazine about her horrible surgery disaster and it’s tough to hear, tough to talk about but we gotta cuz she’s a wonder and deserves to be heard and honored JUST L…
 
Chad goes all in on Crypto and tells the tale of the Bitcoin Bandits Heather Morgan and Ilya “Dutch” Lichtenstein. What is Crypto? Well.. if you have to ask… Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 12th 2022 If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my PayPal right HERE! Brought to you by Jeppson’s Mälort: Aiding …
 
America gives great headline and for the 270th Birdcast, Chad brings up some thoughts (and a new Netflix series pitch) about the 40+ person brawl at a Golden Corral in Bensalem, PA that went down January 28th. Recorded LIVE at the Green Mill Lounge on February 5th 2022 If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my PayPal righ…
 
It was a wild week in the comment section on TikTok after Chad went into it about Neil Young and Joe Rogan. So Chad has his good pal (and Resident Thinky Person on the Birdcast) Dr. Devon Price PhD to help him deal with it cuz he’s tiny, man, he’s got anxiety. Get Dr. Price’s book LAZINESS DOES NOT EXIST cuz it’s good mind snacks! If you have it, p…
 
Here’s the one that broke the Chaddosphere: Neil Young pulled out of Spotify in protest of them not pulling some Joe Rogan Experience episodes and Chad brought the facts and a lil opinion to the table and the Brosphere got the TikTok sillies. So here’s the full case presented as it was, no edits, LIVE in front of people’s faces. If you have it, ple…
 
It’s a tricky thing, memorializing your heroes, so Chad did what he could on a complicated guy named Meatloaf. Which is not a complicated meat. If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my PayPal right HERE! Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete January 22nd 2022 Brought to you by Jeppson’s …
 
And just like that we’re back … again! First live show of 2022 snuck up on Chad and so he was late. Not that it mattered cuz he didn’t wanna do anything anyway. Luckily nothing happened that week except the Golden Globes. And even they didn’t happen so really: It all worked out. If you have it, please consider tossing a coin to your Witcher at my P…
 
Still in the New LockDown, let’s pull some classic vinyl Chad from the Vault! Recently, a meme concerning the oldest false eye in the world has been circulating the internet and it seemed appropriate to spin an oldie from the Day in response: Back in 2017, the University of Pennsylvania wanted to unearth the body of HH Holmes cuz Conspiracy Theorie…
 
It’s 2022 and we’re in another lockdown thanks to the Omicron variant of the COVID19 experience not too mention it’s 4 degrees in Chicago so Chad’s stuck inside. No shows, no jobs, no nothin but nothin and nothin to do, Chad goes to the Vault to rummage around for some memories and stumbles upon an old chestnut from 2017 all about Time! So put some…
 
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