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Carroll Worldwide is Carroll County Maryland’s premiere weekly podcast hosted by local business owners and personalities. Carroll Worldwide features updates on current events, reports on local Facebook community forums spanning Westminster, Eldersburg, Sykesville and more with irreverent commentary and scorching hot takes (aka satire). Tune in using any podcast app you like if you want to a good-natured laugh about your community. Business sponsorships are available!
Dennis ruminates on the current state of Facebook and the times they are a changin'. Sherri is shot out of a cannon with local and national issues. Randy parties with his son's fraternity and ends up in the hospital. The gang actually finds a national social issue that does NOT divide us as a nation!…
Dennis unwittingly helps Randy hatch a scheme to get widespread surveillance for the people, by the people. Sherri thinks Randy has lost his mind. A Taneytown neighbor puts up a stern warning about dog poop. A Westminter woman is screaming obscenities at passers by, and we bring back the beloved segment, "Sherri, Make It Cynical".…
So, a Mcdonalds Karen spends way too much time chasing a happy meal. A road Karen tries to out a dangerous driver, but the post didn't pan out the way the original poster wanted. Vandalism rocks downtown Westminster, and Sherri is celebrated for Womens month! Dennis and Randy agree to pause being total chauvinists for the remainder of the month.…
A local nail salon is having a little too much fun with womens' feet. Dennis finds a story about uncle dads that trumps Randy's redneck lineage. A dog decided to ruin Sherri's day, while she was on the way to the podcast. Sherri tells us of a local newspaper stealing scumbag who is caught stealing newspapers with the help of a Ring Video Camera. Ra…
The gang decides that a disturbing image depicting children engaged in a lip-lock (made by the Concerned Parents of Carroll County) should be much more concerning. Concerning cameras, however, Big Randy remains the concerned Alpha Sigma of neighborhood tactical intelligence. Sherri is less concerned with people breaking into her house, while Dennis…
The gang talks about what they did during their break. Randy does a spot on impression of Anthony Soprano Jr. Sherri brags about having no friends. And we uncover an Instacart grift that blows up into a biggest drama of 2022 on the Westminster Community Online. It's so bad that Dennis leaves the podcast early. Sherri proclaims the customer is not a…
Join the gang as we bring you our annual Holiday episode. A timeless holiday classic, will the Bitch succeed in ruining Christmas for all the Westys down in Westnumbstern? Sit back with your cocoa in front of a roaring fire and enjoy our gift to you, completely uncensored and NSFW.
Twas the Gary before Christmas And all through the house Not a wall was left standing Not even this louse The drywall was hung With a belch and a swear No MHIC either He just doesn't care The children were horrified hiding in their bed The reviews of his work Oh, what they read Passed out at the library A filthy redneck We' re calling our lawyer Ju…
Carroll Worldwide welcomes Doug Weatherholtz of Island Green Family Fun Center! Doug talks about all the new goings on at Island Green, especially his new pub and grill! Dennis makes Randy and Sherri want to lay down and die. Sherri makes us all want to catch "these hands".
This episode sponsored by Island Green Family Fun Center! Randy recounts the Sykesville Craft Beer Festival and smashes some craft brews and some false information. Dennis admits to liking a taboo drink once in a while. The gang gets hot and heavy over using other people's trash cans, panties left at a BBQ joint, and a couch for sale which includes…
Carroll Worldwide celebrates their 100th episode with special guests: Dennis' dog, Trash Panda, The Groundhog That Got Shot By The Sherrif A Few Years Ago, and our very special honored and world renown guest: THE Harper Smythe! And of course we cover local topics, like kids vandalizing local property, and people crying over a local festival that ha…
The gang tackles the big issues this week; who can dress as whom this Halloween? Why are there so many creepers in Hamchester? What can you do with a set of 125 test tubes? When is Halloween? And perhaps the most disturbing Top Ten to date.
Randy is in Facebook jail and now might get cancelled for cultural appropriation. Sherri showcases an amazing find on a local yardsale group. Dennis ruminates on putting trashing up people's trash with trash. We cover Westnubsterm's Cow County's Best winners! A curious job listing is creeping everyone out. And....did someone Tik Tok after causing a…
Our most fired-up episode ever! Sherri discusses a person who literally called the police because she found a book with sexual content in a high school library. (Will she call the cops on The Internet, also?). A new home rental is showcased on CWW-QVC, Randy is still obsessed with Carroll County geospatial intelligence. Dennis digs deep into why on…
Carroll County hates kids so much that parents are beating up children at a local football game. We continue to unravel Sherri's scandalous love life. A Violin scammer is ravaging the strip malls of Westminster. Someone is selling a box of vintage Playboys, but sucks at negotiation. What more do you need? Oh, aside from another glorious Top 10?…
A woman posts in The Eldersburg Online Community group, about seeing a bear, and get bullied. A very overweight man robs someone in a parking lot and then....runs? A man robs a local church at knifepoint, and "unrelated", our least favorite unlicensed contractor is ripping off more people. And BONUS: Does Sherri have a new romantic prospect? This o…
Dennis dismisses "Westy" as the nickname for Westminster. Randy reads a whole article and transcends the cognitive dissonant. Sherri has some good advice for those upset about school masks. The gang reviews a list of the only acceptable restaurants in Eldersburg, as well as a new crop of horrifying grocery store names.…
Our guest, former Westminster City Mayor Joe Dominick shares his thoughts on his time as mayor, local politics, Facebook recommendations, and of course, new restaurant openings. What is "MILF Mountain"? Perhaps Dennis can explain. Randy insults a 5 year old Child, and Sherri gives us the top 10 reasons Joe didn't run for a second term.…
Special Guest Graham Dodge from MAGIC tells us all about the Autonomous Corridor, Good Gaming Fest and other great technical things coming to Westminster. Sherri recaps PRIDE fest. Randy tells a story about a misogynistic dead beat dad unicorn. Dennis is accused and does accuse of someone in the room being Harper Smythe!…
Dennis, Randy and Sherri catch up in a post-COVID Carroll County. Randy bashes carnies, Sherri declares Fathers day a day of white privilege, Dennis explores Westnubsterm's parallels in a WOC shakeup, and you'll never believe who has the best crabcakes in Eldersburg!
Dennis takes us into the parallel universe where Wokeminster and Trumple County are sharply divided and engaged in war. Sherri opens up about her love life and accuses Randy of being Oprah. We learn some disappointing facts about "Little Randy", and Sherri's Top 10 becomes self aware!
Westnubsterm becomes the New Median Grade. Baseball fields forked, Cops storming Wendy's and vandalism spark the Next Mediation of Graffiti. An opinion is voiced on the Neighborhood Municipal Government.
Dennis learns what pinkies are. As in "snake food". Randy has a prophetic vision about women. We explore the age old question "Does gay sex violate marriage vows?" Sherri offers her sage advice to two of our beloved listeners.
The gang discusses post apocalyptic future at the landfill. The future former Mayor Joe tools the Westminster Online Communities. More is revealed about Randy's Uncle Dad as this white trash mystery unfolds. Dennis ponders drive-thrus, and Sherri hits us hard with a fresh top 10. Don't forget to support "Big Business Saturday" in Westnubsterm!…
Dennis, Randy and Sherri review the highs and lows of a year in quarantine. A new Golden Tractor Crank award is presented. A new(ish) segment "Ask Sherri" prompts some advice that brings a quick end to the episode. You might need a shower and confessional after this one.
Westminster has an alternate universe. Hampstead has a microverse. Sherri is trying to clean up her verse. We learn Randy at home is never terse. Dennis agrees that blocking people is worse.
Welcome to a double length episode where we talk about TV shows, weird Wal Mart Flexes, Racists who delete their comments, Dennis hates the Office Memes, Sherri is legit happy these days, and Randy read a book....??? WTF is going on here?
Sherri dissects a local Italian restaurant trash war. Dennis introduces us old people to Top Shot, after someone was shooting their mouth off in Taneytown. Randy shocks everyone with a surprise episode of "Judge Dennis" which ignites possible the fight of the century. Sherri's Top 10 collates Cancel Culture currently collecting in Carroll County.…
We catch up with the gang, as Dennis talks of his Wall St Revolution, Sherri delves into online dating, and Randy fixes his gut, and Sherri BANS HIM FROM BIRDIES CAFE FOR LIFE!! Also, in Westminster, a car ends up in the 97N Pond, and did someone pull a switcheroo at McDonalds? Or was it all just a lie?…
Dennis, Sherri, Randy & Trash Panda recreate their version of the timeless holiday classic.
In This Episode: is Mr Baby Daddy Guy going to jail? If so, does that remove him from the Douchebag 16? No worries because 2 new contenstants are added this week! Samsung Refrigerators make the news, as do cars on fire, racist outbursts and rat givaways!
Is Sykesville forcing people to vote naked? Dennis and Sherri are sternly against Randy's Public Survellance proposal. the Trash Panda makes his one year anniversary appearance. the gang makes pizza predictions predalicting the pandemic. Who has a salad with their Stouts and Porters???
Westminster Online Community has been double-Zucked. Hampstead gets administer challenged, but the administer claps back! Also, is Randy censoring Sherri? Dennis "figures it out" and starts watching Letterkenny. And of course, GQ strikes again!
Dennis comes up with some brilliant ideas based on the Uber business model. Randy is put on trial for using Doordash and Sherri sentences him to death. The GQ award is presented once again with honors. Sherri reveals the top 10 other things flies are attracted to.
Sherri explains the snitching and mask madness going on in Carroll County Restaurants. Dennis analyzes the new shopping center in Westminster. Randy reveals the two biggest lies women tell. The gang fights over what the best bagged snack is.
Randy takes us a journey of social media stories too crazy to be true, including cancelled out cancel culture, an estranged couple airing their dirty laundry and a home improvement charlatan who threatens his customers. Dennis deep dives and answers the question "Can you sue someone for hurting your feelings on social media?". Sherri gives us anoth…
The crew throws you in the back seat on a ride to Tony Town. A hit is put out on a local restaurant owner for being a strattone! The opening of the movies causes people talkin' subversive over masks. Some F*&$shoe tries to rat-out Dicks with race-baiting, but gets wacked. Eldersburg Online Community admin get's told to get out of the car, c^$@!!…
The Gang ruminates on what Tiny Town would really be like. Fast food is a hot topic for the discriminating foodie. A drunk harasser attacks protesters, and then gets arrested with a lesson on America. Yet more racism with a 3-way racist fight that causes a vortex of accusations, deleted profiles, and ...job searches?…
Carroll County not only hates kids, but now women. Dennis explains our legal system. Westminster swings both ways on the Mask/Social Distancing debate. Randy declares himself judge, jury and jailor. Taco Bell closes, and Sherri has some ideas why.
In this episode: Outcast Sykesvillians, a community group where keeping it real went wrong, Westminster's worst parking lot got even worse, and an anti-masker plot to take down a local sub shop by getting it more business! (You read that right.) Sponsored by Island Green Family Fun Center
Dennis brings us into week 3 of post-quarantine world where kids now hate US. Sherri dumpster dives to uncover more trash. We discover the Bizarro world Randy is Ariel from Little Mermaid.
We're firing on all cylinders this week. Randy explains a long con by a diabolical local Facebook community group administer who turned his group into a dumpster fire. Sherri is fired up about a financial decision by our local commissioners. Dennis ruminates on Amish Fire Suppression systems.
Our first post-apocalyptic episode where we report on a local Rec & Parks debacle in Westminster, Karens losing control, Restaurant snitching during the lockdown. But, a sign of hope when a man is arrested for good ol' Heroin possession. Sherri outlines what else 2020 holds for us, in an enlighting Top 10.…
Dennis guides us through another locked down zoom episode. Sherri explains the Baugher Farm Debacle, Randy does a dramatic reading of a Westminster Online Community Rage-Quit, and something for all of us, a guy defecates on the deck of Full Moon Pub!
A new episode? We've heard your cries, and we are back! We describe our lives in quarantine, read some fan mail, call out another local podcast, and of course, Sherri hits us with a Top 10!
Keeping social distancing, we record the podcast from our 3 remote locations. Our biggest interview yet, the one and only Peter Franchot, Comptroller of Maryland. Peter gives some very real and raw advice for how to get through the economic crisis caused by COVID-19. And of course we also talk about local 24 year olds buying teenagers alcohol at a …
Randy has a tactical plan to beat the Coronavirus. Sherri shares a story of a rogue outlaw who took the law into his own hands at her Cafe. Dennis makes predictions and finds the positive side of the Coronavirus situation.
