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It's Fall now. I don't care what you say. We had the sneak preview, and now it's here, so chug a bunch of Claritin and get your carving kit out because some horny teens just moved in next door and you've got to stop them. While you're carefully hanging up the dead bodies in order to scare the virgin last girl, think about what went wrong in your li…
 
Check out the video episode! Webster's dictionary defines the number 251 as "the natural number between 250 and 252", but it is so much more than that. It's also the second number after 249 and the second number before 253. It is also the mass number of the element Californium which was discovered in a wastebasket of a green room the day after a Re…
 
Check out the Video Episode! Five years strong and growing! Thanks to all out listeners and supporters, and shoutout to Flinstones Vitamins for keeping our bones healthy! As we snort another batch, let us regale you with our tales of nerd rage about: - Zombieland: Double Tap - Mobile Game Economy - A Lack of Visible Artistry - Collectibles A bad se…
 
Check out the Video Episode! On this week's episode we talk about that mistake that has plagued us for 20 years. 20 years ago our great nation's leaders made a terrible decision and it has now, finally come to bite us in our rear. The wake of destruction it has caused is immeasurable. Of course I'm talking about the 2001 film Freddy Got Fingered. A…
 
Check out Gabbin about Godzilla! Plus check out the video episode! In honor of HWIDG's upcoming 5th anniversary, we will be releasing a new version of the podcast to celebrate. This new version will include 500+ sound effects including airhorns, DJ drops, crying babies, and farts. Also, fishing. - Skyrim's House of Cards - Alex Kurtzman's Re-Signin…
 
Check out the Video Episode! For the first time in our county's history, the impossible has happened. A cruel, vindictive man has rigged an election in his favor. Tab Birt is charged with one count of election fraud and one count of vote tampering for his interference in a local whiskey tasting event. His whiskey license has been revoked and he is …
 
Check Out the Video Episode! In what some are calling the "Canonball Run" of podcasting, we present to you the absolute fastest produced episode of this show yet! Live (in the past) from the road, Tab regales us with tales of truck stop shower sex and over-priced beef jerky as we yell about: "I Didn't Mean to Sic My Fans On You" Saying Goodbye Stre…
 
Check out the Video Episode! It was only a matter of time folks. Usually we're not ones to copy trends and follow what everyone else is doing, but this time there's big money involved, so away with our dignity! We're proud to present Here's What I Don't Godzilla, from North to South, East to West, but especially the East, the only Godzilla-based po…
 
This week we have lost a dear friend. Join us in mourning as we say goodbye to someone that has been with this podcast since it started. But when life throws your loved one off of a cliff/into a volcano, it resurrects said loved one with a new body and kick-ass devil powers. So get ready to say hello to Devil Recording Laptop and his cronies: - Bro…
 
Check out the Video Episode! On this week's episode of HWIDG, we'd like to apologize for any audio snafus there might be, but just remember we're just a couple of dudes. We're not one of these big podcasts backed by a global media company. Those kinds of podcasts have like 5 producers and 3 editors to catch all of that. So if there aren't any audio…
 
Check Out the Video Episode! This week, the world is still reeling from the incredible happenings at the World Firework Championships. The bronze medal went to veteran Chip Mahoney with an amazing display of simultaneous grilling and fireworking, culminating in a finale where he cleaned up 12 beer cans by flying them via bottle rocket directly into…
 
Check out the Video Episode! As HWIDG's last official episode of June, we'd like to preemptively say this may or may not be the end of the show! It's a gamble, really. Either one of the hosts could die in a heinous bottle rocket accident or get killed by a friend for tossing an M-80 under their car! We might come back next week with the issue "Not …
 
Check out the video episode! On tonight's episode of HWIDG Investigates: a mysterious suicide and an even more mysterious letter. When disgraced former podcast host "The Handlebreaker" was found dead in his prison cell last week from an apparent suicide, the world was shocked. With no traces of foul play, and the cameras of the prison "down for mai…
 
Check out the Video Episode! Now available on the HWIDG Store is our new soothing Here's What Doesn't Burn Cooling Relief Ointment! For burns small to large our proprietary blend of chemicals will quickly soothe away any possible burning sensations from fire, radiation, or an entire episode of a podcast dedicated to dunking on you. So admit defeat …
 
We here at HWIDG like to bring you important messages each week, but none has been more important than this one. Folks, there's a rising threat in our community, and it's time we address it. For too long, Tired, Old New Yorkers have been running around, rudely telling people off, walking around with marinara-stained undershirts, rambling about gabb…
 
Check out the Video Episode! We here at HWIDG would like to elaborate on some of the findings in our ILLEGALLY hacked and released emails this week. First, Tab would like to apologize for the underwhelming amount of gun and ammo purchase receipts, but in his defense, they were made up in number by just pounds and pounds of meat. Secondly Tim would …
 
Check out the Video Episode! Tonight, on HWIDG Investigates: The Land of Oz. Once a fairytale-esque land of Lollipop Guilds and Yellow Brick Roads, after the Munchkin Revolt of 1968, Oz was one of the poorest, most violent lands in the world. But these days, with a brand new government and a totally rewritten set of laws, Oz is prosperous once agai…
 
Check out the Video Episode! Welcome back to Here's What I Don't Get, now with 100% less guests! That's right, no more of those zany neighbors joining in like Steve Urkel! Now it's back to the no-nonsense, serious life advice/true crime podcast you once loved. - Average Movie Goers - Dhar Mann Videos - People Delaying You Fixing the Problem - The T…
 
Check out the Video Episode! We here at HWIDG are proud to present our new sister podcast: HWICGIMC! On Here's Why I Can't Get Into My Car, we'll talk about all the reasons we're stuck in a Waffle House parking lot at four in the morning. Each week we'll invite a new guest for tips and tricks on how to break into your own car, even if it's at a Den…
 
Check Out the Video Episode! It's time to unveil the HWIDG Tax Plan for 2021! The plan is nothing. Taxation is theft. - May the 4th - California - Armageddon Vibes Happy Fan Day! It's a celebration! For the Fans! Fans can tell us how much they love us this year by buying 1 of our 64 Fan Day exclusive commemorative Fan Day 2021 FanBoxes. Each FanBox…
 
Watch the Video Episode! Welcome back to Here's What I Don't Get Investigates. This week: The Closing Time Bandit. A mischievous cretin that stalks restaurant establishments that are about to close. He then slinks in just as employees get that "I get to go home" feeling and that's when he strikes. Sometimes it's a gauge of will. Just a taco or two …
 
Hey kids, it's time to get wacky with the host of Here's What I Don't Get: Madcucks! On today's episode Madcucks teaches you all about the "R" word: Respect! But first, an exciting look into Madcucks' house! There are all kinds of types of houses you can live in including apartments, condos, duplexes, and even mansions! The one that Madcucks lives …
 
Check out the Video Episode! Finally you can use your hard earned money on something that will actually be useful! Introducing: SteakCoin! That's right, but those bot-gotten GPUs to good use mining the hottest new cryptocurrency! SteakCoin is the ONLY cryptocurrency that you can cash out as medium-rare steak at any butcher or deli. Buy now and we'l…
 
Watch the Video Episode! Welcome to Alternate Facts week on HWIDG. This week: Earth. Is it a sphere, a flat plane, a disc on the back of four giant elephants that are on an even giant-er turtle, or something else? How fast exactly are we moving in space? 10,000 MPH or not at all? How come when I spin around really fast in place I get real dizzy, bu…
 
Check out the video episode! All aboard the S.S. HWIDG for Here's Wet I Don't Get 2021! We're packing a ship full of issues and headed for this year's hottest spring break location: the Suez Canal! Enjoy our mile-long bar with your commemorative 84 oz. HWIDG broken-handle mug! Enjoy our various steak buffets featuring steak-stuffed steak, steak-fri…
 
We're taking HWIDG back to the 1950's! Before they had invented colors and good movies, there was HWIDG! ON tonite's broadcast we're confronting these issues: Why My Wife Burns the Casserole After My Boss Has Been Chewing My Ass All Day, Not Having a Pack of Smokes with Your Steak, "Civil Rights", and Beatniks. Brought to you by Fat Daddy's Juke Ba…
 
This week on Mighty Ragin' HWIDG Rangers... the mysterious Fifth Issue! When former-Ranger-turned-villain CJ returns with his own issue to join the other four, chaos ensues! Can the HWIDG Rangers combine their powers to defeat CJ, or will an even greater threat appear? Find out on this week's Mighty Ragin' HWIDG Rangers! - Burying the Source Materi…
 
This episode of HWIDG is brought to you by aliens. They're out there somewhere. Observing us. Watching us flail around in our digital infancy, laughing at our continued use of physical munitions, and betting on what dumb thing we'll send to space next instead of, you know, ourselves. Whether they be little green men, tall greys, or badass avian-ins…
 
Check out the video version of the episode! Have you missed out on the last 222 episodes of HWIDG? Well, congrats! Because this is our big recap episode! That's right, we're recapping every past issue we've had so you can get caught up in time for the big finale next week! Oh and you devoted listeners? You'll still have to tune in for the new issue…
 
Welcome back HWIDGets to this week's episode of HWIDG where we're trying video again. Available to all Patreon Supporters! This week we're talking about. Catching the Tail End Bitter Cold Liars Using Stats Sharknados Nothing is worse than finding something new to you, only to learn that it's almost over. Be it a TV show, a new brand of food, or cat…
 
Well, they finally did it. Nuclear winter is here. Prolonged subzero temperatures, massive snowfall, rolling blackouts, and rationed milk sandwiches. But HWIDG will not let some frozen water stop us! We've each got three pairs of socks on and have filled the studio with a dozen space heaters! And with Tab's endless supply of whiskey we'll keep warm…
 
Welcome to your first day at HWIDG High, freshies! Rule number one: no running in the halls! That's what the provided rocket skates are for. Rule number two: there will be ABSOLUTELY no math of any kind done on this premises, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! If I catch just one of you little snots adding 2 and 2 or multiplying 67 by 13, it's automatic detent…
 
SELL, SELL, SELL! It's time to sell all your shares in all companies you have shares in and BUY, BUY, BUY the brand new stock HWDG. This mysterious company that just went public is HOT, HOT, HOT today and could be the next Red Lobster or Lowe's! No one knows exactly what they do yet, but we CAN tell you that they promise that for every share you bu…
 
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January 20th of 2021 will be a day in history remembered for hundreds of years. It will be known as the day that hope triumphed over darkness and evil. For too long have we waited for such a man to guide us through these dangerous times. On Wednesday he awoke, just like any of us. He was just a man, but he went to sleep that night as a hero. It was…
 
ATTENTION ALL RED-BLOODED AMERICANS: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR RESISTANCE LEADER CODENAME: UNCLE BUCK. HE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND DRIVES A FORKLIFT OUTFITTED WITH FULLY AUTOMATIC .50 CALIBER MACHINE GUNS. HE IS WANTED FOR CRIMES COMITTED ON JANUARY 6TH INCLUDING: ASSAULT, BATTERY, 2ND DEGREE MURDER, PUBLIC NUDITY, ILLEGAL WHALING, AND FORCIBLE SODOM…
 
Good morning HWIDG-ers! It's a new year, a new day, and a new country apparently! Welcome to Neo-USA! They've really shaken things up with this time, so let's go down a list of some of the changes you can expect. North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho are now one big state called Farmville. Kansas has been renamed North Oklahoma, T…
 
This is it, the last HWIDG episode from 2020. Surely from now on we wont have anything to be angry about, right? Our arbitrary calendar system definitely puts a hard stop on the government screwing you over, companies being greedy, and people generally being stupid. So throw away those riot shields that have 2021 stamped on them, because nothing ba…
 
Ho ho ho. It’s Christmas and Santa has been busy this year. Spreading a non-deadly virus across the planet. Creating a new army of Karens to steal the freedoms from actual human beings. Dropping off new Galaxy S500s to all the “Frontline” nurses to create Tik-Tok dance routines in stunning 4K! Over dosing criminals, and free for all riots across th…
 
In order to combat the worldwide C-Virus that was unleashed upon the world in 2020, there was only one thing we could do: fight virus with virus. Research started by HWIDG Corp indicated that only a mutated strain of the C-Virus had a chance at defeating the original strain. After a series of breakthrough animal tests by Dr. Tab Birt, human trials …
 
Welcome back fans to another Uncle Buck episode of HWIDG. Tim is Dead, long live the Buck! This week we're a little less fired up and talking about these issues. * Sh!tty Tools * Indigenous People's * What do you want for Christmas * The Expendable Franchise Buy a tool, buy it once, that's the way I live. Every now and again though you buy some pie…
 
All Points Bulletin: Wanted, one Peruvian Podcast host last seen in year 4 of HWIDG. He is known to like Anime, Fighting Games, Breaking Handles, and frequently trying to barter for goods and services with VHS copies of Rhinestone. He should be considered armed and extremely dangerous, and will likely be babbling about. The Pity Card Playdates All …
 
Thank you for coming to your podcast's assessment meeting today. So, Here's What I Don't Get is doing pretty well all things considered. He turns in his episodes on time just about every week. He's raging at an above average level compared to his peers, which is really nice. He's doing really well in geography, really diversifying his news stories,…
 
Ever had back pain? It's real dumb. Why human have soft outside but hard inside? Isn't that backwards? Why God? Why soft, easy-to-hurt jelly protects hard, strong bone? I want an exoskeleton please. I think at some point we evolved with bone to protect our squishy brains AND THEN WE WENT EVEN FURTHER. WHY? Another layer of squishy organs to protect…
 
Welcome citizens of the former United States of America. Now that your 2020 election has come to an end, I am proud to have been elected to the throne of Supreme Overlord. There will be no further elections, as I will make all decisions for this country from now on. As your Supreme Overlord, I, The Handlebreaker promise that as I shift this land fr…
 
This is it folks! It's finally come time for Halloween night, and we here at HWIDG would like to wish everyone a very Happy Halloween. Whether you're going out door to door, handing out candy at your house, going to a party, sitting at home watching horror movies, or nothing at all, we hope Samhain treats you well. Just watch out for razorblades in…
 
A dark and stormy night. Lightning crashes in the distance. On the highest hill in the lands just outside a village in central Germany there is a man in a castle. In that castle there is a laboratory. Harnessing the power of the storm, an array of machinery in this lab is powered to do something unimaginable. As lightning strikes the tallest tower …
 
It's a chilly, foggy night. You find yourself walking the streets of your hometown once again. You recall the days of yore, running from house to house on Halloween night, holding out a pillowcase and getting it filled with literal pounds of sugar. Eerie vibes came from Mr. Jenkins' place, but if you were brave enough to get past the dead bodies an…
 
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