This week we discuss waking up from a coma with miraculous abilities, the most sweary places in the UK, animals singing Katy Perry’s greatest hits (with special guest) and we bring you more ridiculous words from Urban Dictionary. We also plot the idea for 2 new movies “Lost in Textation” and “Elephant Girl”.…

Saving the world, one gold nugget at a time. This week we talk penguin onsies, using public transport to get to your wedding, getting the “mum look” and being “dickmatized”.

Our heroes discuss the practical uses of stun guns during Black Friday, how it's not such a good idea mating a chimp with a pig and how to make sure Angela Lansbury doesn't know you can stop time. Steve reveals a useful but pretty pathetic superpower of the week. Can you "squinch"? We've also tagged on an extra special segment post outro music...…

In which our heroes discuss the latest news including a drunk Sherzinger on Xfactor. We also discuss why you shouldn't dress your child as a zombie next halloween but you SHOULD give away all your chomps. We find out that "Selfies" date back to the early 1900s!

In which our wanna be heroes tackle the latest crisis’ (or cris-eye). We discuss the news where we hear about how much Abbey loves #read & what to get Prince Ch for this Birthday. We reveal our Superpowers of the week, Celebrity Conspiracies of the week, Urban Dictionary word of the week & our complete ignoramus .. of the week.…