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Nothing is off-limits on Daddio Patio. Guided by a Pentagram of five unique, madly curious Daddios, this show swan dives into everything hilarious and wonderful about the cosmos. Join them on a magical adventure to the holy grail of fun and friendship!
 
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Not to be a dungeon of pessimism, but 2020 sucked. We never meant to cause you any sorrow, we never meant to cause you any pain. The Daddios put one more masked episode in the books for this shitty year. This is the funniest, most carefree episode we've done in a long time. All of your favorite DP topics are covered: snacks, strange addictions, Lan…
 
With a slight lifting of the psychological weight, the Daddios come back in a glorious return to form. This episode has all of the absurdity, philosophy, nostalgia, animal discussions, and bullshit that you've come to expect from your esteemed hosts. Of course, we're still masked in the dark basement. Speaking of psychological weight, being an educ…
 
By popular demand, the demon has been vanquished. Hey, we never set out to talk politics on this podcast, but it's been pretty hard to ignore over the last 4 years. I mean, a reality tv show guy who is painted up like a fucking insecure idiot has been actively undermining democracy at every turn, while shouting thinly-veiled racist, sexist, and big…
 
We're still in this damn pandemic, so the boys had another masked conversation in the basement. This week, we were sans Sant. Collin was not physically present, but still made an appearance. The Swan King actually flew over the pond to join us. Hey what the hell is sauce? I mean we know what it is but what's the origin story? What was the first sau…
 
Once again, The Daddios took refuge from 2020 in Andy’s basement. They found little comfort, as they were instantly reminded of the house centipede infestation down there in the darkness. They had to talk about the current state of things - masks, the clown dictator, bugs, global pandemic, etc. Seems all bad right? Wrong! At the time of recording L…
 
Some people are lucky enough to exit this world in a painless, non-memorable way. Some people decide to have a JO session in the closet while choking themselves. Will they get off or pay the ultimate price? Check the front page of the newspaper in Thailand to find out, it might spoil the ending of Kill Bill for you though. The thing is, it’s hard t…
 
Forrest Gump 2 Haley Joel Osmond stars as a simple man navigating the complexities of 2020 America. JK they should never make a sequel to Forrest Gump, it was the best movie ever made and 10/10 rational individuals agree. Oh, yeah, we also tackle some heavy topics on this episode, many of which we are not the best voice on because we are 4 white du…
 
This is a long one, but hey, you probably have some time. As you may know, we have a new studio, and our episodes sound great now! Too bad we can’t use the studio at the moment. This time we met on Zoom, and did our best to deliver whatever it is that you people want from us. This time around we were reminded that sanity rests on a thin line. How m…
 
Recorded Sunday March 22 2020. Daddio Patio is not partisan or political — but we are committed to the search for truth. First of all, during this constantly changing situation, please consult experts and reliable sources for the truth and up-to-date information regarding the pandemic. we are doing our best not to contribute to the spread of misinf…
 
Is this an episode? Is it not? Who knows. We do know that the Mummy Ride at Universal Studios is scary. We also know that Stryker was easily the worst Mortal Kombat character. Stryker was the ancestor to Paul Blart. Anyway this episode comes to you from our new spooky basement studio, we are still working out the kinks and getting the sound right, …
 
Andy lays it all out there, bare and shining for the world to see. Lance gives a stranger the Mandible Claw, Dr. Sant chimes in from isolation, Peach draws a line in the sand with your blood, and Collin wears a tux tighter than an Elvis impersonator. WE GOT SOMETHIN TO SAYMagician Condition による
 
If you’ve never listened to Daddio Patio, don’t start now, this is very likely our last episode. We tuned up the band for this one and played all the hits. From public restroom humor, to philosophical questions, to observations about the modern world, to raw and unfiltered honesty, we did it all, all over again. Hey, is an above-ground pool really …
 
As promised here’s part 2 of episode 99. Again, there are a lot of life events covered in this one. Every member of the original cast makes an appearance, along with many of our prized guests and loved ones. Lance goes from boy to man in this very episode! This episode slowly devolves as insanity and substances take over our minds and conversations…
 
This time on daddio patio we cut our lives in two pieces. This was our last resort. With our show’s hosts scattering in the wind, and life events all the time, we decided to take the show on the road. Whether or not you know us personally, this episode is a montage of a few recent life events. Big Peachy Sosa had a birthday, so the first episode co…
 
This week the boys gather early in the morning to fill their holes with coffee. They try to sell you on the Apple ecosystem and all of the goofy tech stuff you can do with it. Hey, you ever notice how tech bros have the absolute worst style? Yet they are leading the changes in humanity. Should we really trust people who can't dress themselves with …
 
We're havin' a kick ass summer, and we hope you are too! Hey, did you know that July of 2019 was the hottest month on record, ever? Like, in all of recorded history. Good thing we have leaders that are intelligent and doing something about it. Fuck those demons. Also, if you like nerd stuff, or nostalgia for your childhood, this episode is for you.…
 
Stupidity -- we can all be stupid in different ways, we all have our shortcomings. Stupidity has no specific brand, especially in this political climate. Dumbasses on the left and right can’t stop arguing while we all have to deal with a dumbass that dumbasses elected. What’s there to do? believe Alex Jones conspiracy theories or try to out-liberal…
 
People say we’re crazy, doin what we’re doin, but we’re back. This week, we recorded a daytime episode. Drinking coffee, staring out the window at the Cardinals playing in the midwestern snow, we couldn’t help but wonder. Do people = shit like Slipknot said? Or can we as humans aspire to whatever John Lennon imagined? Was John Lennon also a piece o…
 
This week, sans van sant & joined by Anisa, the daddios discuss what's cool. How do we determine what's cool anyway? Why do we have all of these temperature adjectives for how we feel about things? The paradox of being cool, is the more that you want to be cool, the less cool you are. What accessories and gimmicks make you cool? Scars, eye patch, t…
 
This week, we're joined by our old friend Jared, you might remember him from the variety hour episode wayyy back in the day. There's no forgiving us for this one, this episode starts off pretty thoughtful and sincere, but has an M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end. We won't give anything away, but for the record, we'd like to state that it's not ok…
 
We're back. This week the Daddios really show their age by their inability to understand music genres that happened in like 2010. Hey, are we on the wrong timeline? Will Smith turned down being Neo in The Matrix so he could be in Wild Wild West, then that movie spawned the steampunk subculture. Also, Nick Cage was supposed to be a Tim Burton Superm…
 
It’s been a little while, but we’re back. This week we’re talking about fights. What is it that makes humans so excited by violence, real or simulated? Are we still just a bunch of sophisticated primates? This leads the Daddios to deeper questions, like what brought humanity into self-awareness? Was it the touch of an alien’s fingers, or was it psi…
 
Hey it’s another episode from your absent hosts. Andy’s computer is still broken and there have been a lot of life events, so we’re doing the best we can! Anyway, what’s up with George Washington? He kinda looks weird. His original portrait that they based the dollar bill on is still hanging in the Crystal Bridges Museum in Bentonville Arkansas. It…
 
Hey, sorry we're late, but we're actually not late, because this episode will come out before the last two we recorded come out, so ya see, we're really in the future. Anyway, Andy's computer broke and we're all busy, so there's been a delay, but we still managed to bring this episode to you with minimal technology, and no fancy editing. Anyway thi…
 
As living organisms, our bodies and minds have an incredible power to heal themselves. Throughout life, we encounter all these emotional and physical pains, but we just keep tickin', it's crazy! If your soul needs to be put on that machine that heals all six of your Pokemon at once, then check out this episode. This week, we're joined by Emily to d…
 
This week, we have a long overdue dream guest: SKULL. As usual, we talk about the slimey 90’s. What’s up with that? I mean we had a whole series of shows where people just got slimed, even the logos were slimy. Have you ever been slimed? or had any kind of oil spilled on you. One time Lance’s cousin spilled bacon grease on him, the revenge that Lan…
 
Alright people, you asked for it and here it is! Five straight, white, aging, middle class, midwestern men sitting around mumbling about Taco Bell, the internet, and our changing world. Hey, we know you demand poo poo pee pee jokes and Mortal Kombat references from us, but it’s time to get serious, listen up! The world is in peril and Daddio Patio …
 
We recorded this episode around St. Patrick’s day, so we talked about luck, Ireland, and all that kind of stuff. Speaking of luck, we had some back luck with this recording, the whole freakin’ episode sounds like you’re inside a microwave with five dudes. Speakin’ of warmth, there’s a lot of pee in this episode. Look, we’re not proud of it. Yeah th…
 
Oh, you want another episode? Our pleasure! On this episode of Daddio Patio, the Daddios are joined by Nick Schleicher to discuss the snacks that make us happy. Nothing like eating a little junk food to give you that moment of pleasure you need in this world of carnage and tragedy. Food just tastes amazing, especially when it’s horrible for your he…
 
It’s down there, it always is. Even when you’re gone, your basement is there, underground, housing critters, waitin’ for ya. How many things have happened in your basement that you don’t even know about? How many ghosts do you think wander through there every night? And what’s the deal with the history of white people? They went around calling ever…
 
Sometimes you gotta yank that cord a few times to get the old mower runnin’. Hey, did you know that we record all of our episodes on old N64 and Playstation Memory Cards? This week the Daddios are here to talk about illusions, or are they? Maybe the “topic” is just an illusion, and they’ve sucked you in again to hear more poo poo pee pee talk and J…
 
We’re firing on 4 of 5 cylinders, that’s right, we’re (mostly) back! It’s been a little while, and the Daddios have been busy boys. Speakin’ of boys, Lance is no longer one, that’s right, he’s 30! Lance went from Boy 2 Man. In other news, Andy joined the future and bought a 2006 Toyota Prius, and invested in cryptocurrency. What the hell is money a…
 
DP78 - When Life Gives You Osage Oranges. Plants, who needs em? —All of us. I mean they’re really doin’ shit. They eat the sun’s rays and blossom. They convert our exhales back into inhales, automatically, for free, year round. And what do we give them in return? A calendar full of barbaric holiday traditions where we mutilate them or steal their d…
 
Cleanliness, what the hell is that? Can we truly clean ourselves or our environment? Are we just smearing the filth around for our own selfish illusion of cleanliness? Also, what the hell happened to all of those people you went to kindergarten with? Collin has a plan for you to find out. All this and more on this episode of DP.…
 
Before the hurricane season Daddio Patio did a water episode. Before the vegas shooting they discussed gun violence. Before the avalanche of sexual assault allegations they did an speisode about shame. What other things will Daddio Patio forecast? What's the deal with the world and social media? Why are we all obsessed with our little internet avat…
 
What’s the deal with waiting for episodes of this podcast? I mean do they really expect you to wait 2 weeks for a shitty episode? This week, we finally have a dream guest of ours on: Emily D! We all met up to talk about meetings. We each prepared a powerpoint to explain ourselves to one another. Sometimes meetings are just bullshit, other times, pe…
 
Dangit, there’s so much nuance in the day to day existence that it’s hard to tell what’s really a win, and what’s a loss. The truth is, life is fuckin’ weird and confusing— is that why our little minds require the simplicity of a clear, decisive win? I mean sure your boss promoted you, but was it really worth all you had to do? Does your boss even …
 
This week, the Daddios discuss the elixer or life: water. Strangely, we decided to record this episode just before the marathon of hurricanes, so while there’s no talk of Hurricane Harvey, there’s plenty of talk about Hurricane Harbor. Water is so freakin important, we depend on it, and it's fun! But when there’s just too much of it, it can be dang…
 
Animals are dangerous-- fuckin' dangerous. With so many different creatures that could lead you to your demise, which is the scariest? I mean those giant squids I seen on Monster Quest could abuse you in ways you can't even imagine, but a chimp could rip your face off, twist it around it's hand, and spin it like a helicpoter. It's obvious, dangit, …
 
Wait, who the hell are you people again? What are we doing? Oh, that's right, we have a podcast, we completely forgot! This week, the Daddios were joined by Kevin D to talk about forgetting. None of them could remember a damn thing to say, because they're under 30 and senile. Speakin' of, when's the last time you saw a janitor with a toupee? It's g…
 
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