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Two Old Queens

John Flynn & Mark Rennie

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They're old! They're queens! There's two of them! It's Two Old Queens! Join Mark Rennie and John Flynn as they search for the gayest movie ever made, using a byzantine ranking system, their own hard opinions, and some inevitable controversies from a stacked lineup of guests to come! CHECK OUT TWO OLD QUEENS EVERY WEDNESDAY STARTING JUNE 26! SUBSCRIBE NOW!!!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
 
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Meet Jackie O. She's elegant, glamorous, and well bred. When you've got it all, you can get away with murder. We know it's a HOUSE OF YES, but is it a House of Yas Qween? This week we find out with the help of actor and writer Madeline Walter! (Brooklyn 99, writer: Mack and Rita!) Follow Madeline on Twitter: @madelinemwalter Follow Madeline on Inst…
 
The final Scream is going to be the loudest! But will it be the gayest? Hellllloooooo Sidney! Grab your favorite pillow and get ready for some emotional edging because this week we're talking SCREAM 3 with one of our favorite toy soldiers, Dan Lippert! (Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin, Superstore, Brooklyn 99, podcast: ManDogPod, comedy group Big …
 
She's evil... and not just high school evil. For the end of Five Cold Screams we take a clinical look at JENNIFER'S BODY. Turns out, she's pretty hot! Helping us conduct this visit to the cinematic gynecologist is writer, comedian, and podcaster Marcy Jarreau! (writer: Brooklyn 99, podcasts: A Funny Feeling, 90 DayBae, L Is For Losers) Follow Marcy…
 
Elvira busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut! But when does she come out? We're headed to a prudish New England town to discuss ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK with writer Lauren McGuire! ("Wrecked," "Comedy Bang Bang," "Bless the Harts") Follow Lauren on Twitter and Instagram: @imlaurenmcguire Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @Two…
 
The rich have always fed off the poor. This time it's for real! The cold screams keep on screaming as we head to Beverly Hills to break down SOCIETY with returning guest, actor/comedian, Lucas Hazlett! ("Wrecked," "American Princess") Be Careful What You FOMO! Follow Lucas on Instagram: @lucaszacharyhazlett Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoO…
 
Welcome to the Witching Hour! For the second of our Five Cold Screams, we're shouting about THE CRAFT! We're a veritable coven this week since we're joining forces with the co-hosts of the YouTube Show/podcast My Bloody Judy: Ian Carlos Crawford (podcast: Slayerfest98) & Zachary Patton-Garcia (YouTube: Adventures of Zack and B)! Follow Ian on Twitt…
 
"The infection is spreading faster than anyone could have anticipated!" This is definitely a movie from the early 2000s. The evil continues as we head to Raccoon City to talk RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE with someone who's no stranger to murder, Ben Tahija! (host of the podcast Murder, We Spoke) Follow Ben on Twitter and Instagram: @murderwespoke Foll…
 
This movie claims to be "Nuttier than a holiday fruitcake!" so it's got to be pretty gay, right? We're talking about THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE! Our special guest is actor and writer Beth Appel! (HBO's "Sex Lives of College Girls," podcast: Everything Is Rent) Follow Beth on Twitter: @bethappel Follow Beth on Instagram: @appelsass Follow us on Twitte…
 
Here's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore in their first feature film! We're hoping in a hot air balloon and traveling around the world to find out just how gay THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE could be! Our special guest is comedian and writer Ben Siemon! ("Rocky & Bullwinkle," "DuckTails," and "Tiny Tunes Looniversity") Follow Ben on Twitter: @BenjaminJS Follow Be…
 
To celebrate the one year anniversary of our Patreon, we're sharing one of our most delightful episodes with all of our listeners! To sign up for our Patreon, Two Old Queens: The Retirement Plan, go to: https://www.patreon.com/TwoOldQueens It's the funniest movie ever to make you cry. And if you're lucky, it'll make you gay too! Deck yourself in Bl…
 
This week we're "Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... University." We're talking about THE HOUSE BUNNY! Our special guest is writer Tricia McAlpin! ("Brooklyn 99", "Billy on the Street") Follow Tricia on Twitter and Instagram: @TMcalps Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: T…
 
It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! For Mark's second choice, we're joining the French Foreign Legion and heading to Djibouti for BEAU TRAVAIL! Our special guest is actor/comedian Oscar Montoya! (Final Space, Bless the Hearts, Minx) WARNING/APOLOGY: We mispronounce everything! Follow Oscar on Twitter and In…
 
It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! Mark makes his first choice this month so head over to Gelson's and grab some wine because we're headed back to the bat-poles with BATMAN AND ROBIN! Our special guest is comedian/actor Tony Rodriguez! (Julio on The Simpsons, When Nature Calls) Follow Tony on Twitter and I…
 
It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! This week we're getting in bed with Madonna herself as we take a look at our first documentary, TRUTH OR DARE! (Our first documentary!) Our special guest is comedian/actor/writer/storyteller David Crabb! (Groundlings Sunday Company, host: The Moth, Risk, memoir: Bad Kid) …
 
It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! Don't shave your chest hair boys because we're joining all of the young men at the Y.M.C.A. to revisit "The Movie Musical Event of the 80's!" It's the pseudo autobiography of the Village People and Caitlyn Jenner, CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC! Our special guest is Macho Man/actor…
 
It's a full-length film sequel to a Philippine web series, all of which were made during the pandemic. And we all agree that it's completely adorable. We're talking about HELLO STRANGER: THE MOVIE! Our special guest is writer/director/franchise creator Q. Allan Brocka! ("Eating Out", "Boy Culture", "Before I Got Famous" and "Rick & Steve") Follow Q…
 
It's the World's First Motion Picture in VISTAVISION, The Ultimate in Screen Presentation! It's gotta be gay, right? It may be July, but we're treating ourselves to a liverwurst sandwich and butter milk as we unwrap the cinematic gift that is WHITE CHRISTMAS with writer/comedian Jackie Clarke! ("Kenan," "Happy Endings," "Superstore") Follow us on T…
 
We've gone over the rainbow, and now we're heading under the sea. Grab your thing-a-ma-bobs because we're talking THE LITTLE MERMAID with writer/actor/director Courtney Davis! (Comedy Central, Funny or Die, Jimmy Kimmel, podcast: "What's My Motivation") Follow Courtney on Twitter & Instagram: @courtbot5000 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOl…
 
POINT BREAK may be "100% Pure Adrenaline" but unfortunately that's not one of our categories! We're hitting the beach in search of the perfect wave with actor/writer/director Frank Garcia-Hejl! ("Scare Package" on Shudder, podcasts: "The Cannon Canon" and "The Smashing Pumpkast") Follow Frank on Twitter & Instagram: @frankgarciahejl Follow us on Tw…
 
250 years in the future, all will be lost unless the fifth element is found! Where is it? What is it? And how will Jean-Paul Gaultier dress it up? We're making sense of THE FIFTH ELEMENT with the help of writer/actor Jessica Ross! (Dimension 20: Tiny Heist, podcast: "Erotic Book Club") Follow Jessica on Instagram: @jessicarosscomedy Follow us on Tw…
 
We told you it would be Boat Trip, but little did we know that that ship had sailed. Instead we're celebrating our TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY with one of our favorites, Jon Gabrus! (podcasts: "High & Mighty" and "Action Boyz") Unfortunately we've committed ourselves to watching I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY! Follow Jon on Twitter & Instagram: @gabr…
 
He conquered an empire with his sword. She conquered HIM with her bare hands. This sounds like a win/win situation! We discuss CONAN THE BARBARIAN with writer/comedian Megan Neuringer! (Portlandia, Upload) Follow Megan onTwitter & Instagram: @meganneuringer Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Emai…
 
Heroes. Giants. Villains. Wizards. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale. It's inconceivable that it's taken us so long to book our guest this week! Helping us navigate the pits of despair as we discuss THE PRINCESS BRIDE is our former producer, Alec Sarche! (@bravelittletheater) Follow Al…
 
An actress longing to be a star. A woman searching for herself. Both worlds will collide... on Mulholland Drive. Joining us to discuss where MULHOLLAND DR. intersects with the Yellow Brick Road is the host of the podcast Gayest Episode Ever, Drew Mackie! Follow Drew onTwitter: @drewgmackie Follow Drew on Instagram: @kidicarus222 Follow us on Twitte…
 
Lions and tigers and felt! Oh my! You submitted some essays, we read those essays, and now, at episode 100, we're heading over the rainbow to finally look at the most classic of gay movies, THE WIZARD OF OZ! Joining us on this trip down the yellow brick road is our contest winner, Billy Fettweis! Follow Billy on Twitter: @fettweis Follow Billy on I…
 
The hills are alive! With the sound of cruising? It's our final episode of movies picked by Moms! Helping us figure out if THE SOUND OF MUSIC is as gay as a brown paper package tied up with string is one of our favorite things, Marilou Rennie! (Mark's mom, author: "From the Heart") Check out her poetry (updated weekly!) at: HospiceFromTheHeart.blog…
 
Born with the courage of an eagle, the strength of a black tiger, and the power of a god. And hopefully the curiosity of a college freshman! We're continuing our series with Mothers with a movie that's perfect for "a raining Saturday afternoon when there's nothing else on." We're talking THE BEASTMASTER! with Puddy Flynn and Jeanne Wagner! Neither …
 
Julia Roberts travels around the world to find herself, but does she find any gay people on the way? We're talking EAT PRAY LOVE with Susie Pierson and her daughter Jennie Pierson! (Black-ish, Kidding, Drunk History) Follow Jennie on Twitter: @jenniepie Follow Jennie on Instagram: @jenniebeep Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow…
 
Some pets deserve a little more respect than others! And the same could be said for children! In celebration of Mother's Day we're doing a series of episodes with comedians and their mothers! Grab your catalogues kids, because we are talking (or not talking) about BEST IN SHOW with the mother/daughter duo of Olivia and Andrea Snow Norman! (podcast:…
 
Laurie Metcalf may want Saoirce Ronan to be the best version of herself that she can be, but goes that make her the gayest version of herself? Joining us to help ponder the deep philosophical questions in LADY BIRD (and Merrily We Roll Along) is writer/comedian Sam O! (Asian AF, UCB, Mr. Corman) Follow Sam on Instagram: @samohisdead Follow us on Tw…
 
Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! But does AUNTIE MAME provide enough man candy to feed everyone? If not, don't worry because our main course this episode is the very handsome actor/writer Nate Smith! (Red Oaks, Mixed-ish, podcast: Hey What's That From? @heywhatsthatfrom ) Follow Nate on Twitter and Instagram: @issanate…
 
There's no need to have class when you have talent! She may not get the gold, but where does I, TONYA place when it comes to being the gayest movie ever? Joining us in the kiss and cry area is host David Yontef! (podcast: Behind the Velvet Rope) Follow David on Twitter: @thedavidyontef Follow David on Instagram: @behindvelvetrope Follow us on Twitt…
 
It would take more than a man to lead the slaves from bondage. It would take a God. But it must have taken a real queen to lead them into bondage! It's the self-proclaimed "Greatest Event in Motion Picture History" We're talking about THE TEN COMMANDMENTS with writer, director, and producer Matt Mazany! (podcasts: "Art of Arting" and "Get It Again"…
 
It's 1994! The future is music and music is their future! We're taking a bite of THE APPLE with actor, writer and career coach AMBER PETTY! Follow Amber on Instagram: @pettyamberpetty Follow Amber on Instagram: @ambernpetty To download the FREE PDF "Where to Pitch the Gayest Article Ever" visit: https://www.amberpetty.com/queens Follow us on Twitte…
 
There's a good reason some talent remains undiscovered, but homophobia isn't one of them! Grab your dance belt and a tube of Chapstick because we're heading out to Blaine, Missouri to talk about WAITING FOR GUFFMAN. Our guest is anything but a bastard person, it's writer and actor JOSH BREKHUS! (UCB, short film "Sperm" Berlin Film Festival) Follow …
 
All right, everybody out on the dance floor! No exceptions! We're going back to 1985, before the internet, before cell phones, before roller-blades, to talk about THE WEDDING SINGER with actor, musician, comedian, and personal trainer Erin McGown! (Erin & Melissa) Follow Erin on Instagram: @erinmcgown Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQuee…
 
"Saving the world never goes out of style!" - the tagline to this week's movie, or Tim Gunn's mantra? We're traveling back to the 1960s to learn about THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. with a man John Water's once described as a good dancer, Kyle Turner! (writer: NY Times, NPR, Slate, Paste) Follow Kyle on Twitter & Instagram:@TyleKurner Visit Kyle's website…
 
Who's thirsty for Spartan blood? Grab your togas and skip the carbs, because we're traveling back to 480 B.C. when anything less than a six pack of abs is an affront to the gods. As Mark says, "Good bye horse, hello corpses!" We're talking 300 with writer and speaker Zeke Smith! (Disclosure on Netflix, Survivor) Follow Zeke on Twitter & Instagram: …
 
"Passion. Ambition. Butter. Do You Have What It Takes?" Heat up that skillet because we're talking about JULIE & JULIA with actor, improvisor, comedian Ryan Rosenberg! (podcast: Teacher's Lounge, You're the Man Now Dog) Follow Ryan on Twitter & Instagram: @chosenberg Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markr…
 
We know you've been shivering with anticipation for this one! We're taking a jump to the left, a step the right as we talk about THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW with Katie Tomeny and Hayley Mervini! (co-hosts of The Rocky Horror Picture Show Movie-by-Minute Podcast) Follow them on Twitter: @timewarpradpod Follow them on Instagram: @timewarpradio Foll…
 
Some guys will do anything to get the girl, including sleeping with her gay roommate! Joining us for a safe, socially distanced meal of EATING OUT is Pittsburgh's own Natalie Palamides! ("Nate: A One Man Show," Buttercup in PowerPuff Girls, Duncanville) Follow Natalie on Twitter: @natdogkatdog Follow Natalie on Instagram: @nataliepalamides Follow u…
 
"Their only crime was curiosity" sounds like someone defending their experimental phase in college. Joining us as we boot up for HACKERS is actor/author/comedian D.C. Pierson! ("THE BOY WHO COULDN'T SLEEP AND NEVER HAD TO," "CRAP KINGDOM," comedy troupe DERRICK) Follow D.C. on Twitter: @DCpierson Follow D.C. on Instagram: @deeceepierson Follow us o…
 
Are you ready to meet the biggest MOTHER of them all? That's right, bring us the axe, and take down this bitch of a baring wall because we're talking MOMMIE DEAREST with actor/comedian Inessa Frantowski! ("Amazing Gayl Pile," "Cosmopolis," comedy album "Help Me Help Me") One thing is certain: You'll never look at a wire hanger the same way again! F…
 
The copy in 1935 read "A monster in form, but human in his desire for love!" Does that describe what it's like to be gay or does it? Joining us as we build a mate for the monster known as THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN is Nebula-Award-winning author Sam J. Miller! ("THE ART OF STARVING," "BLACKFISH CITY," "DESTROY ALL MONSTERS," "THE BLADE BETWEEN") Fol…
 
We launch into 2021 with a movie that launched several franchises! The dog is in the house and joining us on the pod to talk about AIR BUD is such a good boy! (Yes he is! He's such a good boy!) It's Pat Graziosi! (Voice / co-creator of @lifenoggin) Follow Pat on Twitter and Instagram: @PatGraziosi Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens F…
 
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then so is MEAN GIRLS! Helping us Jingle Bell Rock our way through our byzantine scoring system is the very fetch Chad Westbrook (actor/comedian/drag personae Step Mom) Follow Chad on Twitter and Instagram: @ChadWestbbrook Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email…
 
The tag line for JUST FRIENDS is "Moments like this have been ruining friendships for centuries." Will this movie ruin Mark's friendship with Olivia Snow Norman? (Young and Regal, podcasts: Your First Time, Rom Comes with Mom) Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oliviasnownorman Follow Olivia's ceramics on Instagram: @O.SnowCeramics Follow us on Twitter a…
 
THE FAMILY STONE asks us to feel the love. But what kind of love are they talking about? Helping us unpack the baggage we're bringing to the movie is none other than Lauren Lapkus (The Wrong Missy, Wild Horses, podcast: "With Special Guest, Lauren Lapkus") Follow Lauren on Twitter and Instagram: @laurenlapkus Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @Tw…
 
It's the last holiday, y'all. Get your wishes in! When you take a script written for John Candy and re-gift it to Queen Latifah, what do you end up with? Helping us solve this Christmas riddle is Eugene Cordero (Tacoma FD, Kong: Skull Island, podcast: Dumbells) Follow Eugene on Twitter and Instagram: @eugcordero Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: …
 
While the rest of the world argues over whether or not this is a Christmas movie, we answer the real question: How gay is DIE HARD? Helping us get to the bottom of this is Joey Clift (Netflix, Cartoon Network, DreamWorks, Nickelodeon) Follow Joey on Twitter: @joeytainment Follow Joey on Instagram: @joeycliiiiiift Follow us on Twitter and Instagram:…
 
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